cptainsteverogers:
otherbully1:
therealfeedback:
iheartmoonlight:
negativereader:
Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.
-Stephenie Meyer New Moon
Excuse me but
“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.”
-EL James Fifty Shades of Gray
Fifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.
“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.”
“His erection springs free. Holy cow!”
“Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.”
The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.
no wait what was that line about her “inner goddess” doing some kind of dance?? some shit about the merengue lol
“My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”
Exitus1911:
It Upsets me that this kind of book will become bestseller but Good books wont. It's a good reflection from the face of society that we live in.