My Iron heart will beat when yours is rust.
I take your Strength, your power, your lust.
By Iron Will alone I set my mind in motion.
Through endless storms of fervent devotion.
The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source
he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident
>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don’t know why the guards let him in >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over >Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing >Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent >I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city. >Dragon shows up >Ohthankthegods >Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon >End of my worries >He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul >According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself. >Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust >Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible >Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards >He leaves without a word >Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.
yes we need Menazi to kill the Femanazis that could be the best hillarious show ever: oh look here comes tumblr and it is being trigger by -> EVERYTHING! while Menazis and Femanazis trying to be the greater Victim.
Tonight, in needlessly-gendered-toys-with-arbitrary-price-differences-for-the-“girl”-version…
*sets them both on fire*
I don’t see how these are gendered. They aren’t labeled boy’s or girl’s, it’s just a color variation.
Also amazon prices on items are vastly different depending on the seller. That also has nothing to do with gender.
Yeah ngl I was expecting the comments to be praising this for not saying one is for boys and one is for girls but nah, that’s not jaded and bitter enough for some people.
Yeah, maybe the suppliers aren’t the ones gendering the colours here.
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what a bunch of diaper babies
~Vanellope
Instead of acknowledging they fucked up, they’ve just deleted the post and passive-aggressively complained about how “Posts they put no effort into always get so many notes, but the ones I craft with love get like 3.” And then they tagged it with “I just thought the contrast between the toy sets was interesting.”
And the level of bullshit in that message is hilarious. They did not think it was interesting, they fucked up and are too lame to admit it.