>be Jedi
>train hard as fuck with master Qui Gon, just about ready to face the trials
>one
day, end up on tattooine after escaping from Naboo with the Queen and
some other people I couldn't give a flying dildo about.
>one bitch named Padme is smokin hot, would tap that ass all across the galaxy
>suddenly, master finds young slave boy, about 9 years old.
>he's apparently the one to bring balance to the force
>makes a few moves on Padme although hes 9 FUCKING YEARS OLD and she's like 18 or some shit and THE BITCH IS FALLING FOR IT
>anyways,
little fucker wins podrace, freed from slavery, comes back to Coruscant
with us because Qui Gon thinks he's the fucking messiah.
>little shit keeps hitting on Padme.
>the Jedi Council decides not to train the kid because he's too old
>fuckyes.jpg
>meanwhile, some shit is happening on Naboo.
>Qui Gon, myself, and a bunch of guys from Naboo go there to fix whatevers going on.
>anakin's there for some reason, because bringing a 9 year old to a dangerous situation is Jedi logix
>army
of Gungans and Naboo police force or whatever are all we have as
defense forces against droid army, because apparently the Jedi are too
fucking lazy to help us.
>kid ends up
in a starfighter, blows up droid control ship and shuts down all the
droids on Naboo because all the other pilots are too retarded to do so,
even though they're about 20 or 30 years older than him.
>meanwhile Qui-Gon and I are stuck fighting some dick with a double bladed lightsaber
>asswipe kills Qui Gon
>rage intensifies
>get Qui Gons lightsaber, kill double bladed faggot
>my master is dead
>now I have to train the little bastard
>he's still making moves on Padme
>whyme.jpg