When you’re in the club with a friend:

When your arm falls asleep and you try to use it:

When you’re obviously joking, but someone thinks you’re being serious:

When you go to the bathroom after someone else:

When someone gives a really boring speech:

When your friend introduces you to someone for the first time, then leaves for a phone call:

When an update requires you to restart the computer:

When you touch the bathroom doorknob and it’s wet:

When your parents served you food you didn’t like:

When you step on a LEGO:
