My Iron heart will beat when yours is rust.
I take your Strength, your power, your lust.
By Iron Will alone I set my mind in motion.
Through endless storms of fervent devotion.
So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Warning: If anyone reads this sign to the end, the lovely peace-loving fairy who lives in this tree will die. Please stop reading this sign now. This is not a joke, please stop. Really, this is almost the end. Asshole.